
My short drive to work almost ended by getting run off the road. I was minding my own business, listening to some music, and driving with both hands on the wheel (which is rare) when suddenly a Honda SUV edged over into my lane, nearly pushing me off the road. I quickly slammed on my breaks to hopefully avoid ending up in someone’s front yard or, worse yet, driving through their living room. As my car slowed down, I fully expected to see the driver of the Honda wave a hand indicating that he or she was sorry for crossing over the white dotted line…nope. I actually could not believe what I saw next. The driver of the Honda was literally spraying her hair with an aerosol can of hairspray…and you thought the 80′s were dead.
I thought this lady was pretty negligent, until I was backing out of my own driveway the very next day without looking both ways. Luckily, the pick up truck coming down our street saw me and stopped. At least I wasn’t spraying my hair.
Hi, my name is Tom and I am a crazy Ohio driver.